The President gave an urgent order to deal with the premiere of the waste. Prime coped easily.

This week, Ukraine had the opportunity to observe the final semi-annual saga of Lviv debris. Or, at least, semi-finals. And because most remarkable: just press time to trumpet that Poroshenko gave Groisman instructed to urgently go and find out (yes, that we have such a parliamentary-presidential republic: the prime minister is the president to run errands), as the Lviv regional state administration on the same day joyful It has reported that the debris already exported. Hurry up, of course: the savior yet even from Kiev did not have time to go, but it is such a thing – bureaucratic zeal. Able to fuck up everything, even the thinnest director.
That, however, did not prevent Groisman fulfill its role. Everything went as in the famous joke about the circus: Lions – shit, Garden with “Samopomіchchyu” – also in the shit, and against the background of the dismal shit shines bright image of the prime minister in a dazzling white mantle. Stressing that he came “not to engage in politics and help people,” Groisman immediately obgadil Garden for the inability to solve problems on their own, and then the name of the Ukrainian people commanded to open Gribovichskuyu landfill, closed six months ago.

Recall that the saga of the Lviv debris began in late May last year, as a result of the collapse in the fire at the dump Gribovichskoy environmentalist killed and three rescuers. Garden immediately put forward conspiracy theories that deliberately set fire to the landfill, but has not found like-minded people: conspiracy theories, conspiracy, but it voobsche-to, botany and it is clear that the heat dump tend to ignite. Especially if these dumps are the proud title of “one of the biggest in Europe” and function as much from the time of Franz Joseph.

As a result, the landfill closed down, and then all of the fields got another problem: what to do with waste “Ukrainian Piedmont’s capital.” For plants for waste incineration in this Piedmont (as well as everywhere, except in Kiev), not as a class over the past ten years, local authorities have a couple of times that a sluggish muttered about attracting foreign investors, but investors are looking around and realizing, anywhere, instantly dissolved in the frankly crap smelling air.

After the fire at the dump Gribovichskoy Garden was again singing the old song about the construction musorozavoda, but the theme is predictably stalled, and blossomed in the news headlines tell of the wanderings of Lviv litter the cities and villages of our long-suffering country. Part of the waste went to Kiev for the incinerator “Energy”, but from August 1, the plant miraculously stood up on repairs. Mayor Nikolayev, in turn, agreed to be taken “present” from Lviv colleagues on their ground, but a few days mysteriously suddenly changed his mind and gave waggons with someone else’s trash turned down. As a result, the wagon began to roam all over the territory of Ukraine, on the picket lines everywhere naparyvayas extremely knowledgeable in the subject of garbage locals.

As a result, Lions predictably began to sink in their own waste, and along with it the same substance, slowly but surely sank to the great joy of political rivals, and Garden “Samopomіch”. In fact, quite deservedly – and thus extremely handy for all interested forces. For if before the garbage Garden saga had, if not rated, then a no image in the sense of future elections, today this image once and for all unrolled on asphalt trucks with wheels abandoned waste.

What was intended to emphasize Groisman visit to the white coat: kind, they say, how do you want? P-p-times – and the problem is solved! Closed landfill opened (and to hell with it, with toxicity!), And if I had that, then there is no doubt that the leadership of the neighboring regions gladly accept consecrated the prime minister’s concern waste ekoaktivisty tucked his claim to hell, and extremely knowledgeable people will lose their entire awareness of and no sleep would not be in charge of the spirit, whose truck is approaching the darling of the landfill. Groisman also (and with it, indirectly – and Peter A.) is the title of savior of Lviv, about what you can batter people in the head every time the need arises.

Oh, and, by the way, is a good chance that the prodigal “Samopomіch” if they do not return to the parliamentary nedokoalitsiyu, then at least will vote how to nedokoalitsii. But this, of course, if the “saviors” dodavit its sinking into the leader of the waste in exchange for guarantees that not drown it there permanently.
The garden, of course, the architect of his own fortune – for eleven years in mayoral chair, so you can guess that with garbage in Lviv something wrong. However, we pay tribute skill Lviv Mayor: coming tryndets he sensed in June, when he tried to squeeze out of the government’s decision to declare the Lions zone of ecological emergency. But those attacked – whatever you say, Peter Alekseevich & Co. has no equal in the ability to grow the problem, so then, at the crucial moment, act as supermen – strict, but fair.

We can assume that in the tragic trash-June 2016 this crucial moment, in terms of strategists from Bankova not yet arrived. But in January 2017 the first turned out to be just right. And then say: pull on it was nowhere, for the people, and patience is about to burst, and before Europe is somehow awkward. The second issue that the “salvation” of Lviv predictably resulted in a sweeping, pardon the pun, garbage under the rug. For no one would believe that in the past six months Gribovichskaya dump rejuvenated and fresher, and nothing more intelligent than to bring their garbage is there, as we have said, the heroic Groisman never came up. However, the Garden was made last Chinese warning – something out over the next six months, but not that … Well, in general, you understand.

So now you can bet whether another catastrophe breaks out in Gribovich the end of July or after. The fact that it breaks out, a little doubt. Even if you do not take into account all the overcrowded landfills used to burn with the onset of summer heat, the potential fire promises a lot of profit to each of the interested parties – depending, of course, from the period. If tryndets happen until July – Garden can safely blame everything on Groisman, who commanded to open closed dangerous object. If you later – the tryndets already come to the Garden, but had time to solve the problem for the appointed time, and this will have tryndets appear, complete and final. For in all good policy – including, and debris.